Listen to your wife, she's the smart one. I was suddenly struck by the sheer beauty of him. I felt all grumpy and like my privacy had been invaded. Just another vampire.
Trust me, it was my pleasure to whack them both. Look, guys, it's 4:30 in the morning. Her face looked empty, the way the dead always do. Then it went in the trash.
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